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shockingblankets:

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Bonus Coulson:

40,357 notes ▪ 27 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

101,273 notes ▪ 28 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

538,960 notes ▪ 30 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

30,915 notes ▪ 39 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #I would do this  #i was a little bitch  #but I also needed a hug  #so I'd slap her then hug her  #then slap her bitchass again  #and slap all her friends


41,876 notes ▪ 47 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


dire-dire-docks:

dire-dire-docks:

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dire-dire-docks:

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dire-dire-docks:

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you want it

1,267 notes ▪ 50 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999
257,655 notes ▪ 51 minutes ago  ▪ (source, via)


autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

283,895 notes ▪ 1 hour ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #I only do it sometimes  #shit damn


casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

284,241 notes ▪ 1 hour ago  ▪ (source, via)


blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

371,906 notes ▪ 1 hour ago  ▪ (source, via)


radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

257,958 notes ▪ 2 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #I'm very much intrigued


1,622 notes ▪ 2 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)
 #Orphan Black  #me too man me too


I was doing so well with this leaving the house thing until I realized I forgot my glasses at home.

0 notes ▪ 4 hours ago 
 #im seeing gotg


becauseiamawoman:

Watch the full video here.

198,708 notes ▪ 5 hours ago  ▪ (source, via)